If you're reading this, chances are you have an awesome pocket computer running Android at your disposal. Today's Android phones and tablets can pretty much do anything, and that includes things of an adult nature. We want to help you find and see that content the best way possible.
We're not here to condone or condemn anyone or anything — and by all means let's keep things legal — but we feel that adults using their Androids to peruse adult content is just fine and dandy. We bet a good number of you guys and gals feel the same way.
If you don't agree, that's cool, too. We also are firm believers in the "live and let live" philosophy, and fully respect your opinion and support your right to have it. We also advise you to not click through the break if you think you might be offended. We love you regardless.
Don't worry, we're not trying to push any boundaries or limits (too terribly far), we just want to share a list of the best ways to find and browse adult content on Android. And do it in an adult way.
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There are countless ways to see adult content on your Android out there, covering a broad range of subject matter. This is our list of the best of the best, and ones we feel confident to recommend. Be sure to tell us in the comments if you know another we should have a look at. Sorting through apps is a tough job, and we always love hearing input about the great stuff we need to check out.
You know plenty of people are interested in Virtual Reality adult entertainment. A new way to interact with video or an app, VR lends itself to the adult world perfectly.
Daydream is already proving to be one of the best ways to experience adult VR and the platform is only going to keep growing. Immersing yourself into a VR world is a step above just watching it play. Daydream helps you get there.
- More: The best adult apps in VR
- How to watch porn on Google Daydream
- How to watch porn on Samsung Gear VR
The current king of adult videos for Android. And probably every other platform.
PornHub is a safe way to see adult videos and pictures from any device, and they have a pretty good app for Android. Looking at porn online can be a messy affair, with malicious trackers and ads littering just about every site. PornHub is different. Yes, they still make money from ads — and we don't hold that against them at all — but you won't find the truly dangerous stuff that can cause damage to your phone there. And with their app, there are no ads at all.
The app also includes PornHub's community features, uses a simple and discreet icon and has password locking for the video player. It's basically everything you would want in an app designed to look at porn — it's safe, it's private, and it's free. Fire up your browser and download PornHub from the link below.
If you're looking for a bit of everything sexy, kinky or naughty, MiKandi is where you'll want to start. Simply put, it's the best place to get curated adult theme applications for Android. Whether you want something silly that involves jiggling boobs, or want to see some gritty adult movie action, MiKandi has you covered.
MiKandi is its own app store and uses its own virtual currency system. You'll find plenty of things that are free and every taste is covered. You will need to register with MiKandi to download and install apps, but there's really no reason not to. Millions of others have, and they don't spam you or share your details. It's worth it to know that you're installing apps that have been weeded through and the malware and garbage were thrown out.
To install the free MiKandi store, fire up the browser on your phone and here:
Cannabis is now legal for medical or recreational use in over half the United States, including Washington, D.C. An important part of cannabis legalization is to treat it properly and support legal vendors who aren't selling a dime-bag to your kids. Google can help you here, so can word of mouth, but like most everything else there's an app for that!
We do not endorse marijuana use where it is not legal. Know your laws and follow them accordingly.
That said, Weedmaps is wonderfully done, and will help you locate what you're looking for in the places where it's legal to sell it. You won't find anything about Craigslist dealers or shady online operations here.
Weedmaps not only helps you find where to buy marijuana, it also tells you about discounts, exclusive offers, and daily deals. Add in a section for reviews and a social network, and you have the makings of a great app for patients and connoisseurs alike.
Tumblr is a great place to find blogs abut every subject you can imagine. Some are pretty amateurish, some much more professional, but the beauty of it all is having everything in one place — and in one app. When it comes to adult content, nothing changes.
You'll find everything at Tumblr. From the mostly tame to the extreme and graphic. From pros and amateurs alike. Whether you're looking for boys, girls or folks who don't identify with either (and no matter what you would like to see them doing) Tumblr will fix you up, for free.
If you're going to have a drink or two, remember a few important things. First of all, you need to be a responsible adult. We don't condone or endorse underage drinking, nor do we want anyone to place themselves or anyone in danger after having a few drinks. The next important thing is to learn to make a good drink.
That's where Mixology comes in. Thousands of recipes for just about any flavor of adult beverage are included, and sorting through them is dead simple. Browse by category, or tell the app what you have on hand and you'll find just the right recipe for a perfect cocktail. Or get adventurous and click that random tab — you might find something new. You can also find your local liquor store and learn a bit about just how to use common bartending tools to make that perfect drink.
The app is free, and if you're serious about mixing up those drinks a paid version is available.
If you're a fan of erotic fiction, Literotica is for you. While you won't find Hemingway here, you will find erotic stories to fit any and every taste. Even some tastes you might not have even known existed.
While the interface is dated and pretty bland, the app is quick and offers the right settings for reading. You have settings for fonts and screen brightness, as well as a dark mode for some after-hours reading. The app even has an immersive mode for phones with on-screen buttons. Literotica is free and filled to the brim with content.
While Reddit is plenty popular with folks of all ages, there are parts that are absolutely NSFW and filled with content of an adult nature. We love an open and free Internet, so we're glad they are there. And we want you to be able to browse them the best way possible. Of course, the best way to see the not-so-kid-friendly content is also the best way to see all of what Reddit has to offer.
If you enjoy porn then chances are that you're already familiar with BaDoink. They have a paid subscription service that gets you access to an absolutely massive catalog of videos that you can stream or download. If you pick up a BaDoink VIP membership then you'll be able to watch all the sweaty action your heart desires, right from your phone.
While plenty of people have used BaDoink on their computers, Televisions, or VR headsets, their mobile app is less well known. You won't find the app hanging out on Google Play, because you need to purchase a membership to BaDoink in order to access it. If you want the best porn possible on your phone though, the membership price is well worth what you get in return.
Updated September 2018: This post has been updated with the best adult apps available right now.